Actually, these Honey Dijon Kettle Chips are doing a pretty good job of filling up my heart hole right now.
My sad heart apparently requires chips and booze.
I’ll start with the good news- Shane got a lectureship at Korbel, so now we’ll be living in the same place and working in the same place and everything is happy forever, yaaaay!!! I’ll be living with him in Iowa this summer while I’m doing my internship with the World Food Prize, which is also very exciting. I’ll fly in on the 17th of June.
Even though I know we’ll be together so soon, lately I haven’t been dealing with the distance very well. Usually I’m pretty good about logic-ing my way through it or distracting myself, but this time is different. I haven’t been sleeping well and I hardly want to eat. There’s just been a strange feeling of emptiness in my chest that I haven’t felt in a long time. I’m sick of sleeping alone.
Even though I know we’ll be together so soon, it will be really tough getting to June 17th. It will be an exercise in patience. I can do this.
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Tim Gunn

He needs his own line and it needs to be available at Target.
BOOM!
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Tim Fucking Gunn! I love this man even more now! You tell ‘em!
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“Make It Work” is actually my life mantra. SAINT STATUS.
-Jess
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Shared for his sentiment, and for his amazing six-shooting.
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I can’t even begin to try and muster a response to that other than endless fits of laughter.
You win, Anon. YOU’VE BROKEN ME.

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